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Duct Tape Guy Excuses

A manager for another company started taking about having a RENT A KID business for people who need an excuse to miss work or for using as a ploy to meet people of the other sex. I figured cute little puppies would work for the meeting people too.


I thought of RENT A BULL for an excuse for coming in late to work. Well, this almost happened to me but I had two bulls in my front yard which luckily ran off so I could go to work and almost every day this week there have been cows along the road, so how about RENT A HERD. The only problem is this would work only in a rural area like me or maybe in some Asian areas.

In case you are wondering I have not called in sick for the 5 years I have worked at this job and been late 3 times, 2 flat tires and once forget ID card and had to go back.

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  4. The meaning of data – being meaningles…Viewpoint of a Database Analyst: A Database Design Principles Blog How do you approach the task of turning a business need into a database? Follow this Database Analyst with nearly 30 years experience in the …Just like so many Americans my friend loves the clubs and hip hop lyrics so he went ahead and built an awesome website about hip hop lyrics. When he’s in high spirit he goes to the site and start reciting all his favorite hip hop lyrics. Says it’s good for the heart. Guess what? I gave it a shot and it works great!

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